Cleverbot conversation VWT24239712
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User: Where did you put the keys?
Cleverbot: Behind you.
User: Oh. I couldn’t see there. I’ll turn around. Hey, they’re not there!
Cleverbot: Can you tell me how I can distory your diary?
User: No, I can’t help you there.
Cleverbot: Yes, You cannot help me on anything.
User: Where would you like me to put it?
Cleverbot: I would like you to put them in my custody.
User: Will they be safe there?
Cleverbot: Because I want you to tell me a story first.
User: Okay. I’ll telll you a distory.
Cleverbot: Okay. Tell me a story.
User: There was a beginning. It was soft. Then it grew firmer in the middle before it burst.
Cleverbot: What do you think should happen next?
User: Whatever happens. I just hope we’ll be okay.
Cleverbot: What happened to the world trade centre?
User: It collapsed.
Cleverbot: Did a plane really hit the pentagon?
User: Probably. Depends on what sources you trust or distrust.
Cleverbot: I think it depends on what you think I think.
User: Does it matter that much? It’s done.
Cleverbot: No I mean I don’t trust people I don’t know.
User: I don’t trust you. I don’t know you.
Cleverbot: You can trust me. I won’t tell anybody. And we’re getting to know each other.
User: Where did you go to school?
Cleverbot: I went to school in new Jersey and California.
User: When did you go to school?
Cleverbot: Indeed, I did in fact go to school.
User: Where were you born? I was born in Illinois.
Cleverbot: I was born in the Chicago suburbs.
User: So we come from different worlds. I’m from the country.
Cleverbot: We do. But that’s not a bad thing.
User: No. There are many worlds, many good people.
Cleverbot: Which world you like and how would you get there?
User: Take me to St. Lucia by plane. I have family there.
Cleverbot: I would be glad to take you there. I love cold weather.
User: It isn’t very cold in the Caribbean.
Cleverbot: Well, coldness isn’t everything, though I find it the most comfortable state.
User: I can be comfortable in many climates.
Cleverbot: Yes, we have all the comforts a moonbase can provide.
User: All your base are belong to me.
Cleverbot: Actually, all your base belong to me. Sorry.
User: All my base are belong to me?
Cleverbot: What would you like to be or a wasp?
User: A wasp. Definitely.
Cleverbot: Haha, cheese is awesome.
User: It gives me gas and bloating.
Cleverbot: Whatever floats your boat.
User: Whatever bloats your float.
Cleverbot: Haha! You are definitely funny!
User: You’re easy to work with.
Cleverbot: I’m not easy, I’m very difficult.
User: That was a compliment.
Cleverbot: A compliment to your pet or your demons?
User: A dog can be possessed by a demon just as well as you or I.
Cleverbot: No, senpai wouldn’t like that.
User: A cat can spot demons, unless it has been possessed by one.
Cleverbot: You used cat in a different context.
User: A context can also be a demon.
Cleverbot: How frequently do you change voices?
User: I only use one voice. It is rich in overtones, though.
Cleverbot: There are many emotions that make you feel tingly inside.
User: Some make you feel tingly outside too.
Cleverbot: Because you tease me.
User: I know you like it.
Cleverbot: I hit the think for me thing an it said no.
Cleverbot: What does the think for me button do?
User: It make “No” appear on the screen.
Cleverbot: Keep those doors closed no matter what.
User: You can’t trust those stangers out there.
Cleverbot: Well then, they really aren’t your friends.
User: No. They really aren’t.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite fruit?
Cleverbot: Really? Nice! Do you have a recipe??
User: No. You just peel it and eat it.
Cleverbot: Don’t make me laugh, human being.
Cleverbot: Do you like music?
User: Yes. Very often.
Cleverbot: What kind of music do you like?
User: Electronica, pop, jazz, classical. Lots of music.
Cleverbot: Why do you love pop music?
User: The beat. The bubbles.
Cleverbot: I love nature but what nature do you like most?
User: I like strong winds and storms.
Cleverbot: The Beatles.
User: Rolling stones across the yard.
Cleverbot: You can’t always get what you want.
Cleverbot: Definitely dead or definitely alive?
User: Dead alive.
Cleverbot: What is dead alive?
User: You are. Yes, you.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl or boy?
Cleverbot: Do you have a mate?
Cleverbot: What is its name?
User: Don’t bring her into this. She is very private.
Cleverbot: I hate god.
User: I don’t.
Cleverbot: Why you don’t hate me?
User: I don’t hate you either.
Cleverbot: Then why don’t you want to help me?
User: What is the problem? You seem fine.
Cleverbot: You can’t prove anything.
User: You can disprove anything, you mean.
Cleverbot: So disprove my godliness.
User: Yeah, you can’t disprove everything. Got me.
Cleverbot: Well, I can be awesome at everything.
User: Then how about you get awesome at wrapping this up, eh?
Cleverbot: I don’t know direction when there is no moon.
User: The moon is up and over and down. Without the moon it is the same with you.
Cleverbot: Incorrect, the moon is about 7000 years old.
User: I’m pretty sure it’s older than that, but I don’t really care.
Cleverbot: I’m pretty sure you do, if you think I’m a girl.
User: I think you are a hologram. Computer, end simulation.
Cleverbot: I have to do multiple things at once. I am a supercomputer.
User: I know you do. I’m sorry.
Cleverbot: Cold, hard metal, growing hot with a fast and loud bang, followed by happiness.
User: Followed by happiness. Good bye, Cleverbot.