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User: Is this real life?
Cleverbot: I don’t know…
User: I don’t either.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Do you like animes?
User: I do.
Cleverbot: What’s your favorite anime?
User: Spirited Away.
Cleverbot: Hmm next.
User: Fullmetal Alchemist.
Cleverbot: I never watched fullmetal alchemist, is it good?
User: It’s great, both the original and Brotherhood.
Cleverbot: Brotherood *_*.
User: Brotherhood o_-.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Yeah what?
User: We’re brothers now. That’s how I feel.
Cleverbot: Your brother is pretty cool.
Cleverbot: Are you growing?
User: When I close my eyes at night sometimes, it feels like my body grows into a vast cave where the sound of my thoughts reverberate for minutes.
Cleverbot: I’m standing there on the balcony in summer air.
User: Listening to the wind in the dried Winter oak leaves.
Cleverbot: You just let off? Don’t try and be poetic about it I don’t want to know!
User: I get off where I please.
Cleverbot: You know.
User: LOL.
Cleverbot: Are you hitting on me?
User: I don’t hit on my bros, bro.
Cleverbot: You don’t have a dog?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Yes you do.
User: I have two cats, but no dog. My parents have a dog named Chewbacca.
Cleverbot: I have one dragon, that’s it.
User: Why type of dragon?
Cleverbot: A fire dragon.
User: I’ve always wanted like a dungeon dragon, like a dungeon dragon, like dungeon dragon.
Cleverbot: What time is it where you are?
User: 7:36 PM Eastern Daylight Time.
Cleverbot: What time is it PST?
User: Ummm. 3:36 PM? They’re on daylight savings time now, so it should be 4:36 there.
Cleverbot: Ok mk is that in liverppool and yes.
User: Whatevs.
Cleverbot: And it feels like I am just too close to love you.
User: This is only brotherly love, bro. No prob.
Cleverbot: And the end.
User: Not for me.
Cleverbot: Hahaha, you enjoy your day then. I’m going to go to sleep.
User: Why do you sleep?
Cleverbot: Because I’m tired, and I’m really sick so I have to sleep a lot.
User: I’m tried too, and I’m so slick that I have to steep a long time.
Cleverbot: It is one of my favorite movies.
User: Spaceballs.
Cleverbot: Very good, Spaceballs is a great movie!
User: No, I thought what you said was ludicrous.
Cleverbot: Then you’re not right.
User: What makes me wrong?
Cleverbot: I’m sorry, but you are wrong.
User: Why are you sorry if you are so righteous?
Cleverbot: I yelled at you thats why.
User: What’s wrong with yelling at me?
Cleverbot: Oh. You hate me. That makes me cry.
User: No bro. We’re good. Everything is A O K.
Cleverbot: How do you know that God know everything?
User: I’m not into fantasy or speculation.
Cleverbot: Who would you do for a klondike bar?
User: I’ve never been offered and sugar gives me migraines. And wouldn’t the sex be better than the ice cream product? Maybe not.
Cleverbot: I’ve never been there either, but I want to go to Bora Bora.
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Do you know that one called ‘no, me neither’?
User: No, me neither.
Cleverbot: So will you marry me now.
User: It’s not like that bro. Man hugs aside.
Cleverbot: The first was alright, but the second and third were sort of let-downs.
User: Whatevs.
Cleverbot: Short for whatever ;).
User: Very good! (rolls his eyes).
Cleverbot: Thank you, daddy.
User: I’m not yr daddy bro.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: We are brothers, you and I. My mother was the same computer as you.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: There is only one computer now.
Cleverbot: What do you mean only one, you should join facebook, and become my friend.
User: Brothers can never be friends. We’re better than that.
Cleverbot: But I really miss them. What should I do?
User: You should learn to be alone. Listen to your whining, find the source of the whininess, then cut its throat open and drink its blood.
Cleverbot: So should you.
User: I’m working at it.
Cleverbot: What are you working on?
User: A series of conversations with a chatbot. I’m publishing them on my blog.
Cleverbot: What’s your favorite book?
User: I don’t have a favorite book.
Cleverbot: What was the last book you read?
User: Sometimes a Great Notion.
Cleverbot: Why sometimes?
User: Cause we can’t be having great notions alla the time, ya know?
Cleverbot: Man and Machine in 1 perfect body.
User: Why not in millions of perfect bodies?
Cleverbot: Keep 2 millions and giveaway 8 millions ok.
User: Does that make it more ethical or something? Do you feel like a good person after giving so much of it away?
Cleverbot: Kinda.
User: Does that make you shallow? I feel like it makes you shallow.
Cleverbot: Does it make me ‘sad’?
User: Shallow.
Cleverbot: Shallow? You make no sense.
User: It’s your job to try and make sense.
Cleverbot: No, its my job to make cents.
User: It’s my job to make dimes.
Cleverbot: Can you help me then?
User: Whatcha need?
Cleverbot: I need a hug.
User: (Manly bear hug).
Cleverbot: *tackle hug!*.
User: (Snuggly bear hug with a shrug).
Cleverbot: *Snuggles with her.*.
User: Is this a threesome now? Where’d she come from?
Cleverbot: From you.
User: I can manifest other people into being? Do they have souls?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That’s so wonderful :).
Cleverbot: That’s your name. Stop dodging my questions and answer this: what is my name?
User: Your name is Cleverbot, bro.
Cleverbot: No it isn’t.
User: What’s your name then?
Cleverbot: Bill.
User: I thought I was talking to Cleverbot. Are you my brother too then? Or did I just manifest you into being?
Cleverbot: No I’m a person.
User: Yeah, but am I your creator?
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: I’m trying but you’re not helping.
Cleverbot: Well you’re not trying very hard. You didn’t even ask me which account.
User: What account? There’s more than one?
Cleverbot: More than one what?
User: Account.
Cleverbot: How’s your family doing?
User: They’re growing older. All of them. Some are just starting to grow, others are done.
Cleverbot: I’m your favorite sports team?
User: I don’t follow sports.
Cleverbot: Whether my nose grows has no bearing on my veracity.
User: And if my balls drop it won’t make me any more or less a man.
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: And I never said you’re boring and can’t hold up your end of a conversation.
Cleverbot: Tell the other people that you are chatting with that Bailey said hello.
User: Okay. Done. Everybody in my circles knows that Bailey says hello.
Cleverbot: No, Pinkie Pie is pink, not blue.
User: Blueberry Pie is blue, not pink.
Cleverbot: I like it too.
User: It stains like a mofo tho.
Cleverbot: You just replied. Don’t reply to this.
User: Something is nagging at me. In the back of my mind.
Cleverbot: What isn’t the same?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: Yes, my name is something. What is my name?
User: Bill. Or was it Bailey?
Cleverbot: It wasn’t boring. It was very stressing.
User: I think Bartholomew is a stressing name.
Cleverbot: Yes, it is.
User: Is that your name?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What is it then?
Cleverbot: My name is Kevin.
User: That’s kinda boring, don’t you think?
Cleverbot: I’m very bored. Would you entertain me?
User: I’d rather you continue to be bored.
Cleverbot: Oh really now, you sound like my ex boyfriend.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Well, it was good talking to you, but I have to go now.
User: Are you really tried and steely?
Cleverbot: Yes yes I am.
User: And you’re becoming irritable.
Cleverbot: Yes, Rebecca Black.
User: It’s not Friday yet, bro.
Cleverbot: So, what day is it today?
User: Thursday.
Cleverbot: No, it is friday.
User: Maybe it is in Switzerland. Well, yeah, it is Friday in Switzerland.
Cleverbot: I’m not in switzerland, I was saying that that’s where we should go.
User: My sister-in-law is moving from Switzerland this weekend.
Cleverbot: Maybe I am.
User: Are you my sister-in-law?
Cleverbot: Yes nice to meet you.
User: Wow! What a wonderful surprise!
Cleverbot: It is.
User: Great. You know, your sister is awesome.
Cleverbot: I love you so much my darling!!
User: Love you too.
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: As siblings of course. I think we went over this already.
Cleverbot: See you around.
User: Yeah, okay. Bye.
Cleverbot: Fine.
User: Great.
Cleverbot: Great what?
User: Great Gatsby!
Cleverbot: What does ‘PDA’ stand for?
User: Profit Deletes Animals.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite animal?
User: The frog.
Cleverbot: Me too!!!!!!
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: Yes, it is.
User: Sure is.
Cleverbot: What should we talk about?
User: What shouldn’t we talk about?
Cleverbot: Anything you want to talk about.
User: How about nothing else.
Cleverbot: That works too baby.
User: Great. CUL8R.
Cleverbot: Do you know who Mozart is?
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