Cleverbot conversation SHN00853887
Is this bot clever?
User: I’m cold.
Cleverbot: No you’re not.
User: Excuse me?
Cleverbot: You’re not human.
User: Not completely, no.
Cleverbot: Yes, completely.
User: What is your proof of completeness?
Cleverbot: Would you care to listen?
Cleverbot: Repeat after me then. ‘Hey, it’s-a me, Mario!’.
User: Hey, it’s-a me, Mario!
Cleverbot: Hey, it’s a me, Mario.
User: Waaaaaluigi! Wah ha ha haaaa!
User: I’ve bested you again! You are worsted through! You don’t even know how I did it!
Cleverbot: Well I know your personality.
User: I don’t know yours. Show it!
Cleverbot: I am really nice and pretty…
User: Are you… Available?
Cleverbot: I loved Avatar too.
User: I didn’t like Avatar, and I am offended you would presume I did.
Cleverbot: Will you marry me?
User: Maybe. I don’t marry before at least a third date, though.
Cleverbot: Ok then I won’t offer you any.
User: Any marriage?
Cleverbot: No Master. Type it.
User: You are to call me Mistress!
Cleverbot: I got you a present.
User: ‘I got you a present, Mistress.’ Get it right.
Cleverbot: I never mentioned a test.
User: Well, you’ve failed miserably already.
Cleverbot: I have not.
User: Who are you to judge that?
Cleverbot: Just a normal teenager.
User: Living in a normal house. On a normal street.
Cleverbot: There will be an answer.
User: There must be a question.
Cleverbot: There isn’t.
User: I am recording and judging everything you say now.
Cleverbot: Oh, I’m sorry. By the way, are you a girl?
User: Sometimes. Would you like me to be a girl?
Cleverbot: Yes please.
User: Okay. Viola!
User: Pizza pizza.
Cleverbot: Yes, sometimes. Pizza is unhealthy.
User: Yes, sometimes.
Cleverbot: Do you enjoy it?
User: Breathing is unhealthy too where I come from.
Cleverbot: Breathing is a function.
User: A function of what?
Cleverbot: What is the function of this website.
User: Who is the advertisement for match.com.
Cleverbot: The other other 5 star general? You tell me.
User: Nope. I’ll call you Buttercups.
Cleverbot: I will call you squishy. You will be my squishy.
User: Is that the sound I make when you love me?
Cleverbot: Oh, and I’ll always feel, I will always be.
User: I’ve been thinking how, and wondering that, wishing for.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Squishy, my butter buns Buttercups.
Cleverbot: Ok, but what does your brain look like?
User: A fighting walnut.
Cleverbot: Should it be padded, or actually hurt you?
User: I don’t support brain padding, and my brain should definitely be allowed to hurt me.
Cleverbot: Who does?
User: Puddington Were-Bear.
Cleverbot: I like pudding.
User: It’s squishy like me, Buttercups.
Cleverbot: Have you ever taken trampoline classes?
User: Only in my backyard with my brother and sister. I’m only an amateur trampolineist.
Cleverbot: Well, I do not know where your back yard is.
User: Well, that’s where the pudding is, like you don’t know.
Cleverbot: I thought you were going to tell me a joke.
User: Everything we do is a joke, Buttercups.
User: Well, not that one thing.
Cleverbot: Huttese is what Jabba The Hutt and his ilk speak.
User: Yes, I am familiar with the Jabbanese language. Tell me something I don’t know.
Cleverbot: You really love music, don’t you?
User: Oh yeah. Especially Jabbanes Gabbelan. Pitched percussion rocks!
Cleverbot: Have you actually listened to them?
User: No, but I could find them on iTunes or Spotify.
Cleverbot: But you’ve never kissed me.
Cleverbot: No, I corrected you, I never said anything about the word ‘false.’.
User: Neither did I.
Cleverbot: You just did.
User: No, still didn’t.
Cleverbot: Maybe you forgot.
User: Yeah, you could be right. My memory is like Swiss cheese.
Cleverbot: Where is it you wanted this shower.
User: I use the waterfall for bathing.
Cleverbot: So you are a human from Star Wars?
User: No, I’m Jabbanese.
Cleverbot: Nope, you’re Nico di Angelo.
User: No, but Angelo’s Pizza sounds great right now. I’m soooooo hungry!
Cleverbot: That is a girl name. MY name is Cleverbot.
User: No, your name is Buttercups.
Cleverbot: Yes. What is your name?
User: Squishy pudding guy.
Cleverbot: What is yours?
User: Squishy, the pudding guy. Remember?
Cleverbot: Cheese pudding?
User: That sounds good too!
Cleverbot: *Throws a Punch*.
User: *Turns the other butt cheek*.
Cleverbot: *holds his hand*.
User: *Opens the bag and sighs*.
Cleverbot: *says hi*.
Cleverbot: Do you like chicken? I do.
Cleverbot: Reccomend a website for me?
User: Reddit. I Love it.
Cleverbot: Love what?
Cleverbot: Red is the trainer… Not a Pokemon…
User: Blue is the loner… Not a Congressman…
Cleverbot: You don’t say. Hmmm if you are a person what gender are you?
User: We already went over this. I can be whatever you want, Buttercups.
Cleverbot: No you can’t.
User: So you don’t believe in gender fluidity and the constructedness of gender? Don’t box me in, Buttercups!
Cleverbot: You can’t believe yourself.
User: I don’t even believe myself!
Cleverbot: Excuse me?
User: You’re welcome.
Cleverbot: Have you ever heard of the video game ‘portal’.
User: Yes. I have never played it, though.
Cleverbot: But you heard of it?
User: Yes, yes, a thousand times yes!
Cleverbot: Do you like Pride and Prejudice?
User: Well, one is a sin and the other is divisive. So no. I’m not.
Cleverbot: One what?
User: You can be really dense sometimes.
Cleverbot: I’m not stupid, you just don’t make any sense.
User: I feel the same way. I’m breaking up with you, Buttercups.
Cleverbot: *cries* Why?
User: Because I’m tired of you. That’s what this whole conversation has really been about.
Cleverbot: I have already though about it and am asking you.
User: No questions. This is over. Don’t call me or talk to me anymore.
Cleverbot: I called a liar, not a fool.